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David
The Guru
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 Posted - 31 Jul 2006 : 07:46:24 AM
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
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lolo
Fully Licenced
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Posted - 31 Jul 2006 : 7:54:25 PM
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Marcus Rogulic R.I.P (1980-2007)
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mouce
National Driver
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Posted - 31 Jul 2006 : 11:50:28 PM
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It's an oldie, but a goodie.
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Bite off more than you can chew, and chew like hell - Peter Brock (1945-2006) |
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trizo
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Posted - 05 Aug 2006 : 11:44:57 PM
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my mate and I went to the pub we were having a drink wen this monster of a fella came over he started saying Iam strong as a ox I weigh 250lb I got 12 on the slack and 24 on the hard my name is ben brown with that my mate he just fainted he literaly fell off his stool we slapped him around and he came 2 and i ask him wat happened he said "wat did that fella say" and then the big guy started again Iam strong as a ox I weigh 250lb got 12 on the slack and 24 on the hard my name is ben brown then my mate piped up and said "phew thats alright I thought u said bend down. lol hehehehehehe thought u might like bit rough i no
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3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead |
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